Fiction vs Reality

      His names Kal-El but I found it funny to call him that so I just called him by his adopted name Clark Kent, who am I? or right I forgot to introduce myself, I'm sorry, um my name is Sunny, I'm a girl you see um well actually you can't see I guess you can read uh yeah sorry I can be stupid at times, I'm actually dead at this part of the story and Clark is crying over my dead body, he looks so cute when he's sad. Who is Clark? Um well I'll get to that soon but to start off he was one of the first of the five who guarded me, the second was Neo he never said he had last name that's all I could call him, he dresses all in black which is really smexy, oh your probably wondering what that means, um well its another way of saying sexy, I know it sounds odd but I prefer saying it with an 'M', Neo never really says much and always wear sun glasses, even inside, which is strange cause who wears sun glasses when there no sun inside a house, oh I'm rambling again, I tend to do that a lot so I hope you don't mind and if you do then maybe you shouldn't listen to my story, how about watching TV or maybe going outside and playing? Oh you want to hear my story and you don't care about my rambling? Wow your so nice, ok lets back to the story then. Where was I? or right my guards, oh the third was Logen, he smells a little bad like beer and I hate the smell, sometimes he smokes and I always have to remind him just how bad it is but he keeps saying "Mind your own business Bub" I never really understood what Bud meant but anyways he has these claws that come out of his knuckles, like long knifes, he showed me once and I got so sick nauseated by seeing his skin peel open as they came out, Clark had to take me to the doctors but I'm feeling great now so yeah um oh I was rambling again I lost my train of thought, um oh right Logen was my third guard, then there was my fourth, hmm give me a minuet I need to think on this one, as its a hard one, um his name pretty long, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, sorry its taking so long, I got it now, he's well I wouldn't call him a he as he does look a human on the outside but he's really machine on the inside, but it preferred to be called a "He" and his name was T which was short compared to his longer name which was "850 series model 101", try saying that three time fast. Then my last is the one I hated the most, he scared me and he's the reason I lay dead by Clarks knees right now. His name is, I don't want to say his name but the story doesn't seem fully told if I leave him out which I want to but your already putting up with my rambling so I'll tell you, his name was Edward Cullen, YUK! sorry about that I got bad taste in my mouth just saying his name, he was the mole in our group, you could call him like a traitor but he was far worse, he was vampire and every time he looked at me I could see he wanted to taste me which is why I always clung to Clark as Edward would never come near me while I was with him. Oh right I'm suppose to tell you about Clark Kent, well he's from another planet, he calls it Krypo?, no wait that's not it, I have to think again, sorry I tend to do this as well, really you don't have to pretend like you want listen to my story if I'm annoying you already then please save yourself all the stress as I'm only 11 years old and who really wants to listen to kid ramble on and forgets, Oh I remember now, it's Krypton, see even my ramblings comes in handy which sometimes gets my peanut brain working, thanks for still wanting to listen to me though. So yeah Clarks from that planet but it's been destroyed and I cried with him when he told me about it, but I gave him my stuffed Kupo to hug and he felt better afterwards, what's a Kupo you ask? Well it looks like a white teddy bear with cute little bat wings and long antenna coming out of it's forehead with big cute red ball at the end of the antenna, if you get sad at curtain parts in my story I'll try and get you to hug the Kupo just so you feel better and don't be shy Logan hugged the Kupo to but he'll never admit he did, he's such a grump but anyways now that you know about my guards I'm sure you want to know why there called guards and why I'm also dead or better yet how this story began. Well I guess I'll start from the beginning but before I do that I just need to take a tinkle in the washroom, don't go anywhere please I'll be right back.